March 7: Who needs Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin when you've got Chuck and Sean?

Thanks to everyone who spurned Holywood's odious vanity pageant on Sunday to instead hang out with us and answer funny questions about... um... the Oscars. It was more fun than a theaterful of grumpy Clooney.

I stole that gif from the Four Four Oscars recap, which is the best thing on the Internet right now. If you didn't see the Oscars (and I know you didn't, because we were hanging out), do yourself a favor and click on that link. In fact, here it is again.

Ok, you're back? Good. Let's talk trivia. We had a sweet crowd, full of attractive regulars and not-so-bad-yourself newbies. Scores were lowish, but that's cool, right? Sort of old-school 331 trivia. I've looked through our question archive, and this quiz used to be fucking hard you guys.

All of which makes this week's winning team that much more impressive. It's that weekly name-changing crew we've grown to love over the years, who for this week at least are known as I Like to Watch You Sleep (43 points). Right back atcha, ladies.

Coming in second, it's our favorite blurry/fuzzy/shadowy team, I'll Catch You In My Death Bag (37 points). Now that I've mocked them online, maybe next week they'll show up a little more in focus.

Hey, it's our third place team, The Specials! They got 35 points, won the tiebreaker (if you call being 5,000 Academy members short of the correct answer a "win"), and celebrated the 26th birthday of one of their members. (Kristin? Christy? She's the glowing one, second to the left).

And coming in fourth, losing the tiebreaker, it's Snitches End Up In Ditches, whom, now that I've looked closely at this picture, I challenge to a cribbage match. My cribbage game cannot be stopped.

Our Learn-Some-Shitters made off with their Common Good Books giftcard before I could snatch their picture. No biggie; they weren't even the real losers, as Team Dunce Cap took off before we could even give them a prize. Oh well. The unphotographed team was called Tautological something-something. Wizard? Macaroni? Something like that. Let's just put it this way: Their name was whatever they named themselves.

That's how George Clooney feels about logic jokes.

See you next week!

xo,

chuck