May 9: That Snapper Pow (or: the trivia recap that launched a thousand spam filters)

I've changed my mind about the Rapadoo, and we have Freeway to thank for this turn of events. "What, you don't know about that Snapper Pow? It's that action that pull you back in when you backin' out." That's how the man himself described it. What words did you decide were grandma-worthy for describing this incredible feat of anatomical dexterity? Let's see: "milk a penis with vaginal muscles"--that was a good one. "A coochie that sucks like a mouth"--I'm listening. "Using many orifices quickly and interchangeably"--no, but I like where your head's at (Ha! Btw, Sean came up with a new slang for this: "The Diplomat"). My favorite: "Just real good fucking." Yes, they got a point.

If you're still reading, it's time to check out our winners for the night. (And if you had a particularly good answer that we didn't read, email it to us: triviamn at gmail).

Basking in the triumphant iPhone-camera haze, ladies and gentlemen, I proudly present my fellow Fargoans, Beverly Hills 58103:

This was their first victory after countless tries, and I don't think I've ever seen a team more excited about first place.

Second place: Snitches End Up in Ditches!

Less excited, but pretty happy.

Speaking of happy: You really can't keep The Specials down. They're back in their comfort zone here: Third place.

I may be wrong, but I believe they are "snapping" and "powing." Aw snap.

Coming in fourth, it's the team with more 331 shirts than they have walls to paint, Crazy Jay's Lazer Brain.

And finally, as Sean dances in the background, the lovely ladies of Meaza and her Snapper-Pow Neighbor learn some shit, with 16 points (one of which was for that hilarious coochie-mouth answer).

Ladies, your official Certificate of Dishonor:

 

Congrats!

Next Sunday we'll be giving away more movie tickets, plus the usual awesome prizes. Image round is all about flowers--sort of. You'll have to wait and see. Till then!

xo

chuck