Aug. 1: No Dynamic Duo is Dynamo! Or: A scepter is haunting Northeast Minneapolis

We had the lowest scores in a long, long time on Sunday, and as a result, we now all know what happens when Sean writes the questions. This is hard news for Sean to take, considering he fancied himself a hero of the trivia proletariat, and yours truly some sort of ruling trivial superstructure, only to learn that he himself was the villain he'd sworn to defeat. It's like a Gorky novel writ very, very small.

Ok, I've never read Gorky, but it sounded good. Did you know his last name translates to "bitter"? There, free trivia.

Let's take a look at the real heroes of the night: the teams who suffered the slings and arrows of outrageous questions about obscure Milwaukee funk bands and still managed to win something. Like our first-place team here, No Dynamic Duo (36/50):

And this here team, recently rechristened Seven Brides for Seven Chuckies (34)

They beat out the third-place team in a nailbiting tiebreaker. That would be Rad Chiles:

And coming in a truly revolutionary fourth place: Alan Greenspan and the Funky Bunch (32/50):

Of course, this wouldn't be a Communist-themed trivia recap without some love for the lower classes. So here's the lowest: Our Learn-Some-Shit Award winners, Chris and Dave:

I think that's just Dave.

Trivia lovers of the world, unite!

-c