Team Salt goes down; tear rips in universe

It had been a couple weeks since I had graced the glamorous Green Mill of Bloomington with my sometimes amazing, usually intolerable presence, and I was please to see plenty of regulars perched at their tables, waiting to start beating the mental crap out of team NaCl. And boy oh boy, did they ever. I don't know if the members of team Salt were tired, sick of winning or just really high, the the inventors of the internet had no answer for the three teams that finished above them. Placing first, the one-man dog and pony show, MN Fan, cleaned house and took home the gold (gift certificate) with 23 points. That's huge for a solo effort. Right behind the Fan were my favorite ladies, Foxy and Roxy, who produced a very respectable 22 points, and enjoyed a serious boost in team and life morale. Taking bronze was Bullet Proof Milk, who casually showed up late and whipped through the night with a very impressive 21 point performance. Besides the absolutely atrocious Texas Tea that I drank (huge mistake), a good time was had by all, and shall be had again next week.

First: MN Fan - 23

Second: Foxy & Roxy - 22

Third: Bullet Proof Milk - 21