Unexpected winner astonishes crowd; Magical Diablo Bites Satisfy Host

Another week. Another victory claimed by...team Goodrich Kicks Ass? What?! Who? Where's team Na+Cl? Man, this Bloomington crowd can be more anonymous than the Timberwolves roster. If you don't know who the "Timberwolves" are, good for you - it's better that way. If you do recognize that reference, you're probably buried in such deep depression and denial that you already stopped reading this, cause, hey man, reading's a draaaaag. I'll tell what isn't a drag - you wanna know? Huh? Trivia at Green Mill, and this past weeks mix of regulars and noobs created a pretty intense couple of rounds. Let's get right to the action - as I stated before, team Goodrich Kicks Ass not only won with a high score of 27 points, but did so with no triviamafia history, and a team name that doesn't even come close to making sense. Hard to pull off? Yes. Especially because they had to hold of team Salt, whose never-say-fail attitude and were-obviously-hyper-intelligent-robots demeanor almost always produces more W's than L's. But they did, and the dejected NaCl finished in 2nd with 25 points. Not to be totally outdone, and definitely not forgotten, would be everyones favorite equation Foxy + Roxy + Foxy, who proudly claimed third prize with 24 points, and went home with yet another set of booze-themed glassware. Jackpot. In all, it was an awesome night, producing warm fuzzies, fond memories and proof that team Salt is, in fact, comprised of humans. See ya next week!

First: Goodrich Kicks Ass - 27

Second: NaCl - 25

Third: Foxy + Roxy + Foxy - 24

Most Awesome Person of The Night: Patty from team Dobbie - Thanks again for the Bulldog!