Two Week Recapper!

2/2

 

Team Phone Doodle (above) diddled team My Online Russian Boyfriend SPARKLES (below) in a tasty tiebreaker for first place! They were tied with 27, when Doodle (who strike a bad-ass christian rock band-pose in this shot) had a closer guess as to how many pounds of shredded cheddar lies atop the 2 million bowls of chili consumed annually in Cincinnati (850,00 lbs o' cheddar). Barf-tacular!

 

The Talls were only one point shy of joining in on a tiebreaker three-way, but take the bronze nevertheless. In conjunction with our mediocre category involving phones, The Talls use their photo op to provide a brief pictorial history of phones through the ages. I think the right-center lady is sexting Tiger again. He's fresh outta treatment, dammit! Cool it!

 

2/9

 

For the second week in a row, first place goes to the fellas from Pig Court Executes Vegan (formerly Phone Doodle...they use team doodles rather than team names, as evident from previous posts)! They look less like a christian rock group in this pic, and more like a christian contemporary quartet. 28/30 points.

 

Back in the top three, The Stimulus Package take second place with 27 points! They knew that Wee Willie, the Punxsutawney Phil of Canada, is an albino - specifically a groundhog with achromatosis. I would totally sign on with this Canadian as my pale prognosticator. Wait, that's Martin Short as Canadian albino sex symbol Jackie Rogers Junior. Groovy, man.

 

Third place goes to the Attractive Nuisances, with 25 points! And extra congrats to Nuisances for not cracking up like junior high kids when I asked from what country hails Balzac. Oh, wait...Balzac? ROTFLLAFF!!! I wrote Balzac.

 

Know your sexy lyrics for next time, and also...MORE Canadian questions? Oh well. Balzac.