The Great Stimulus Package Schism!

It was refreshing to see some unfamiliar faces dominate at the Green Mill Tuesday nite! Don't get me wrong - I love me some Talls, Ken Jennings Experiment, The Rural Jurors (you are missed!), and the trivia artists formerly known as...ahem...Butt Plugs (formerly known as I'm Finna Nut [formerly known as What's That White Sauce I Like? {formerly known as Stiff Ones}]), but all yall make way for team The Graduates, who kicked tush with 36 outta 40 points! And no bonus point via the IOQ! Muy impresivo, no?

 

We had a threeway tiebreaker like no other between...huh...two teams of hearty regulars. What the fudge? It was The Talls vs a fractured, gender-divided Stimulus Package, this week known respectively as The Daughters of the Stimulus Package and the Sons of the Stimulus Package! I don't know the details behind the domestic disharmony that led to trivia split between the four pairs of lovers, but it was Stim vs Pack vs Talls - and The Talls take second place with a very close guess as to the yearly salary of Associate Judges of the Supreme Court (a paltry $213,900). Nice work, second from left! Though I'm not convinced you can actually make the Bloods gang sign. It's so nice to see Ivy leaguers who are firmly down with the streets.  

 

The Daughters of the Stimulus Package take third, shutting out The Sons of the Stimulus Package! Ouchers! So, does that mean the ladies will be on the couch tonight? Something tells me these broads aren't parting with their pillow-tops. And for callin' these ladies "broads", I'll certainly be on the virtual couch tonight. It's quite plush, though.

 

See yall next Tuesday!