Damn Those Doozers and Their Tasty Scaffolding!

That was the my favorite overheard quote of Tuesday night at da Mill, referring to this question: "In Fraggle Rock, the Fraggles eat candy-like scaffolding that is constantly being constructed by what industrious race of Muppet?" That bloodthirsty Muppet race is the Doozers, pictured below. I've never seen the show, so I assume they're bloodthirsty. I'm more of a Muppet Babies man myself. Though the legs-only adults were the bloodthirsty race in that one, from what I remember.

BTW, Da Mill was swollen like a tick filled with PBR, spinach dip, and mad knowledge. Thanks for blowin' up the joint! Though the first placers Team Crazed seemed to account for 75% of the guests. With 16 members YOU BETTER WIN!!! And y'all did just that! Word.

Second place goes to The Whales Commission, who earned their spot in a vicious tiebreaker! They were like a hundred years off in their guess about the year Memorial Day was established (1866), but still won anyway. And I didn't know that by setting my camera on top of the booth wall for stability, it would give the illusion of being in the ocean - much like whales. I guess I'm just a natural artist. Congrats to me, and Whales too.

Third place goes to The Stimulus Package, who lost the tiebreaker but still get the bronze. And they must've settled their gender differences, cuz they came back together co-ed style this week. Ahhh, the healing power of make-up lovin'.

And here's the fourth place team this week, Heh-Cho, who walked outta da Mill with two Blizzard coupons! I prefer the Tropical Blizzard. I like coconut.

Me go bye-bye now.