Aaron Burr Shot First...Place That Is

Give it up for team Aaron Burr Shot First, with 35 outta 40 points!

Aaron Burr was Jefferson's VP, as Aaron Burr Shot First knew. Aaron Burr Shot First also knew that Aaron Burr shot first on Alexander Hamilton in a duel, mortally wounding Hamilton - which many of us know thanks to that milk commercial from the 90's.

He couldn't answer the call-in quiz show question cuz he wuz eatin' a PB&J without milk, so he couldn't talk. Right?

Up from fourth place last week (named The Furries), team Tony Hayward & The Oily Pelicans take second this week!

 34 points! I personally think it's way too soon for Hayward to step out with his Flock of Seagulls cover band.

Nice work anyway, you oily bastards!

The Whales Commission takes third place with 33/40!

I screwed another team out of a tiebreaker showdown with the Whales - which the Whales would've won anyway! Inadvertent favoritism? You make the call.

This squad beat the aforementioned "screwed" team in a tiebreaker for the fourth place prize of DQ burgers - it's team Aunt Hegemima!

The lovely lass in the middle had a lot of pressure being the token Clevelander on the team, but she fared more than well in the Cleveland Rocks category! Nice!

Thanks to the great staff at the Mill, Dairy Queen and Half Price Books! See ya next Tuesday!