Aunt Hegemima Slathers 'Em All!

After weeks of slumming it in the lower echelons of the top five, Aunt Hegemima has taken it to the stars!I think they've won before months ago with another name. Congrats on your deliciously, viciously oppressive take over of all aspects of the Green Mill.

Seconds goes to this G turned Gent...Rickey Henderson!With the occasional assistance of one other pal, this dude trounced teams of fifteen! Truly unprecedented!

Third goes to this foursome known as Hemingway said "s***t went down"!These Apple employees were tiebreaker victors, with a closer guess as to the number of couples who married after meeting on Love Connection! 22,000 couples total - but only 29 marriages! 0.13% success rate! I knew Chuck Woolery was nuthin' but a carney with a flawless smile!
And the tiebreaker losers are these DQ Blizzard winners - Assault & Battery!

Fewer sunglasses this week. And one bro got too close to another bro while I was trying to snap this shot. Hate crime avoided, luckily.

Thanks to the beautiful and capable staff at the Mill, and thanks again to DQ and Half Price Books. I'm Swayze!