Slutz & Buttz!

After weeks of toiling in the lower depths of the top six, Slutz & Buttz prove they're no collective putz!

They trounced all with 36 outta 40 points! Here are just two of several members...other names in the past have included Crash & Dash, Assault & Battery, and Date & Rape. What sicko came up with that last one? Oh wait, I suggested it as a (bad) joke, and it became their actual name one week. I can't take credit for Slutz & Buttz, though, or their awesome victory Tuesday night! Hurrah!

Second goes to Stim Pack Lite, with 30 points!

Nuthin' lite about these brainiacs! Well, actually they're all quite svelte. So I guess they're kinda lite that way. Yep.

And third goes to the ever lovable The Talls!

And they had a new guy this week, left of Elsie (who's the dame furthest left). They earned their third place spot after a couple tense tiebreakers - the second of which was about the population of Sao Paulo proper (11mil), which the new guy hit exactly! Wow! He also followed my tiebreaker instructions to a T, and then some. I always ask for tiebreaker reps to give me their answer quietly and gently in order to avoid a Showcase Showdown-style nightmare. And this chap actually did whisper super quietly, and with a gentle eroticism I haven't experienced in some time. I always appreciate the latter, just not so much with that guy. I mean, he's a perfectly normal dude, handsome for a man and all. It's just...he turned me gay, ok! Thanks, Talls!

And thanks to Stephanie, Kane, Rocky, Ryan and all the rest at the St. Paul Green Mill! They turn me gay every Tuesday night. Huh? Dunno either. Toodles!