Tuesday
Feb162010
(Big Butt + Smile) x Trust = Poison
Tuesday, February 16, 2010 at 12:18PM Well, we had a whole category about love advice lyrics...the day after Valentine's Day. And we had just one president-related question ...on President's Day. A lil caddywumpas, I know. But hey - add questions about Scott Baio and Howie Mandell, and it's all good! Yall knew your Canadians, but not your Greek gods so much. I enjoyed a fair blossom from a cookie bouquet (thanks Amy!). 
And Molly's team tricked me into saying "my dick's erect" in front of about thirty folks. Forget this nite not.
And Molly's team tricked me into saying "my dick's erect" in front of about thirty folks. Forget this nite not.The Elite
A double tiebreaker? On funkin' President's Day? Dreams do come true. 
Tied with 33 out of 40 points, St. President's Day Massacre (above) fondled Kahunas of Kings (below) in the quest for first place! 
Pres was only off by four years when asked "How many years did the 100 years war last?" (116). Sorry about the crappy focus, people. Flipped to the wrong setting. Though I could fib and say that the intention was to capture the images of the winners through the POV of an inebriated trivia host. Yeah, let's go with that.
Tied with 33 out of 40 points, St. President's Day Massacre (above) fondled Kahunas of Kings (below) in the quest for first place! Pres was only off by four years when asked "How many years did the 100 years war last?" (116). Sorry about the crappy focus, people. Flipped to the wrong setting. Though I could fib and say that the intention was to capture the images of the winners through the POV of an inebriated trivia host. Yeah, let's go with that.And third place was achieved by team My Dixie Wrecked, who trounced City Council in the tiebreaker with a closer guess to the year in which the aluminium can was introduced (1964). 
They were tied with 31 points apiece. As mentioned earlier, the third placers served me up a plate of gullible. I tried so hard to hide my swelling the entire evening (John the bartender is simply irresistible)
but I inadvertently disclosed my priapism by simply announcing their team name. Shame on you all. I invite every last one of you scoundrels to join my elite social group - The Pen-15 Club. Just write Pen15 on your foreheads with a Sharpie right before you set out for Kings Wine Bar next week. You'll inspire a certain type of envy amongst the other patrons.
They were tied with 31 points apiece. As mentioned earlier, the third placers served me up a plate of gullible. I tried so hard to hide my swelling the entire evening (John the bartender is simply irresistible)but I inadvertently disclosed my priapism by simply announcing their team name. Shame on you all. I invite every last one of you scoundrels to join my elite social group - The Pen-15 Club. Just write Pen15 on your foreheads with a Sharpie right before you set out for Kings Wine Bar next week. You'll inspire a certain type of envy amongst the other patrons.Au revoir...
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