BREAKING NEWS!!!!! MAYOR OUSTED!!!!!

Apolo Ohno may be the "King of Fouls" according to the South Korean press, but every trivia playa last Monday was a bona fide King of Kings Wine Bar - even the contestants with lady-parts. "Maybe I'm Amazed" by the way you knew "Linda" was the inspiration for Paul McCartney's first solo hit. Or perhaps I was surprised by the shocking fracture of team The City Council, and the two week butt-whomping spree by team Shirley Temple of Doom (formerly St. President's Day Massacre). Let's recall.

 

The Big 3 (or 4)

 

Third place fell gently into the beak of team Lady Wrens, with 31 outta 40 points! Nice work, you dynamic duo, you! They will enjoy the single, large sized "Kings Wine Bar" 100% cotton T-shirt - a prize technically won by the splinter cell squad know as Oust the Mayor, who earned 32 big ones. Jennifer and Co. (Kings' mighty staff) went rogue, abandoning Mayor De Young and the City Council - who were filthy-fifth place this week. A bold and bodacious move - which paid off in trivia glory!

 

Second spot went to team Molgret & Da Boyz, with 34 freakin' points! Yes, the two lasses on the left constitute a single, yet unstoppable female trivia/drinking machine known only as Molgret. Da Boyz are just there to sip sake and act cocky.

 

And for two weeks in a row - Shirley Temple of Doom (formerly St. President's Day Massacre) take first place! They missed only four points, spurring all other competition to weep onto their outstanding plate of bananas foster. Nicely done, Doom!

 

Will the Council reform? Will the Mighty Ducks make a comeback? What the hell happened to Pizzly Bear?! 8:30 next Monday...