Happy Birthday to Aaron, the ballin'est waiter ever! Nobody does it even half as good as you, Aaron. And by "does it", I mean bust your arse to provide optimal service. And it's refreshing that you are estropia-free - unlike half of the male employees of Kings.

  

In a stunning tiebreaker victory, The Mighty Ducks take third place! Even though the team is comprised of the entire 11th grade class at South High School, Ducks earned the glory by having a closer guess to the average amount of minutes it takes most people to fall asleep (7). And their heavily decorated sheet adds two extra minutes of admiring-time to my answer sheet grading. Thanks for the effort(s), and congrats you brainy high schoolers, you!

 

Speaking of tiebreakers, it didn't end there. In fact, it was the duel of the Mayor vs Royalty. The City Council battled another team of regulars to decide the top two spots. But team The Kings & Queens of Kings were only off by 61 stops when asked about the number of subway stations in the NYC system (461 to be exact). Perhaps the most suspenseful tiebreaker atmosphere EVER. Thanks for the Depends® soiling excitement!

 

Strap 'em again next week.