2nd went to tiebreaker victors AT&T with 44 points!It's been a long month since they were last in 2nd place. Take a never-ending bow, will you?

And 3rd place went to Xtreme Grape!They asked to be photographed through my "forlorn" filter. They also plan to change their team name to $10 Gift Card to Half-Price Books next week. Do me a favor, XG, and use all the Half-Price Books gift cards you've amassed to buy the complete "Chicken Soup for the Soul" series.This particular entry has brought much solace to my life. I recommend it.

Thanks to Heather, Adam, Heidi, Jeremy & Manton at King's! See you next Monday night...

2nd Place - Perfect Strangers - 43/50 - Tiebreaker Victors!

3rd Place - Tubbsy Malone - 43/50 too

Thanks to West, Heidi, Adam, Jeremy, Manton & JC at King's!

1st went to Rechaza de Mexico with 47/50 points + IOQ bonus point! 48 points!Sure, they're not lounging in Mexico right now. But they are toning, firming, and even hydrating.

2nd went to Team Unicorn with 45 points!They all got the horn! (for UK readers only)

And 3rd went to Genesis with 44 points!They haven't been in third in, like, a month! And they had an extra Wisconsinner on the team. That always helps.

And kudos to team Motel 7.They were in 2nd place going into the awards ceremony...due to my poor grading work. I gave them three extra points on accident. They could've totally kept quiet and scored a $15 King's gift card, but they are a truthful trio. I salute Motel 7, who keep the lights of integrity on for us all.

Yep. That's a real cybertear.

Thanks to West, Heidi, Adam, Jeremy, Manton, JC & all the rest at King's!

1st went to tiebreaker victors Eddlestars! 43/50 points!Shine on, my fellow four-eyed fops!

2nd went to Santorum Surge, also with 43 points!Hmm. My favorite GOP hopeful + my favorite discontinued soda. Hmm.

3rd went to 3 Men & a Dick with 42 points!Due to some illicit scribbles made near the team name section, I thought these chaps were called 3 Men & Panda Dick. I was disappointed that the "panda" was all in my head. Thanks for nothing, and nice 3rd place showing!

12/26/11

1st went to Jibbles Sandwich, with 46/50 points!Well, I think that's their name. My handwriting left much to be desired.Jibbers Sandwich? Actually, this team might be Jibble(r)s for all I know.Didn't properly label the pics. This may be 2nd place team Flat Pop, who had 42 points!

One thing I know for certain: this is 3rd place team Define Statutory, with 41 points!I clearly remember their definition of statutory. It checked out.

12/19/11

1st went to Motel 7 with a whopping 48/50 points!I left both lights on for them.  One on each side.

2nd went to The Team, with an also whopping 47 points!This was their third week in a row in 2nd! Hooray!

And 3rd went to The Mighty Ducks with 40 points!This was their first time in the top three after a three-month funk! My favorite team perseveres!

Thanks to West, Heather, Adam, Heidi, Jeremy, Manton, JC and all the rest at King's! See you next Monday night!

Second went to last week's third placers AJ, Rye Guy, Turkey Man & T! 46/50!They knew that Golda Meir was the first female Prime Minister of Israel.And as you can see, Meir earned the nickname "Iron Lady" way before Thatcher.

And third went to tiebreaker victors Genesis, with 42 points!It's been over a month since they've been in the top three! To win the tiebreaker, they knew that nearly half of Americans polled by Gallup support the legalization of marijuana. Genesis? More like Genespliffs! Sorry. It's been a long day.

Thanks to West, Jeremy, Heidi, Adam, Manton, JC and all the rest at King's!

Second went to Gnee-Braski, with 40 out of 50 points!They got 80% on the clouds image round! And this was apparently their first night of trivia at King's! Yall come back now, ya'hear?

And third went to AJ, T & Turkey Man with 39 points!Turkey Man & Co. knew that John Galliano was the former head of the House of Dior. Oh, and Galliano lost that position due to his professed love of Hitler.Chip Hitler, that is. Adolf's well-adjusted younger brother. Good luck in all future endeavors, John!

Thanks to West, Heidi, Jeremy, Adam and Manton at King's! See ya next week...

Second went to Alex Trebek Sleeps Naked, with 43 points!This is clearly in honor of our image round dedicated to things named after cats. Btw, the female players from the MN Lynx do not combine to form Katt Williams. One team actually wrote that. Funny and sad simultaneously.

And third went to Trampled by Shoppers with 42 points!They knew that Justin Bieber's alter ego is Shawty Mane.I may not be able to pronounce "Shawty Mane", but I'm perfectly capable of leaving a pronounced mark on Bieber's visage.

Thanks to West, Heidi, Jeremy, Adam & Manton at King's! See you next week...

Second went to Xtreme Grape with 42 points!You're not in third this week! And this fingered fellow has decided to Shanghai himself, voluntarily! Good luck, and yī lù shùn fēng!

And third goes to The Kardashians with 41 points! They were tiebreaker victors!The fella on the far right (Jon Kardashian) won the tiebreaker cuz he knew there were less than three on-screen kills in First Blood, the first Rambo movie! Nice going, and nice shape!

Thanks to West, Heather, Adam & Heidi at King's! See you next time...

First place went to Tater Titties with 42 outta 50 points!This isn't the first time certain members of TT have won first, kinda. I screwed them outta ten points once due to a grading error. They would've won by a landslide. They were rather upset. Their debacle spurred the creation of my pre-award ceremony "despute" policy.  Thankfully, the titties have healed. Um, wounds have healed. Enjoy the $25 King's gift card.

Second went to The Flavor Savers, with 40 points!This first-time squad won a $15 gift card to King's! Here they salute our fabulous image round dedicated to mustaches. Personally, this round was earth-shaking. Apparently, the biker man from the Village People doesn't sport the handlebar mustache.It's called the "horseshoe". Apparently, this is the handlebar.Greg Norton's 'stache of choice. As for which of these fellas serves up the best mustache ride, I dunno. Hard to tell in this economy.

Third went to Alex Trebek Sleeps Naked! 39 Points!They were also inspired by the mustache round, which itself was inspired by the fact that we're currently in the month of Movember - aka Prostate Cancer Awareness Month. Oh, and Alex Trebek does sleep naked. Enjoy your $20 Northern Brewer gift card!

4th Place went to Eddlestars with 37 points!They're sooo happy to have won their typical third place prize of the $10 gift card to Half Price Books!

Fifth went to last weeks winners Genesis, with 36 points!Sorry for being unaware of the big matchup last night, Packers fan whose boobs are being fondled. Move on to another trivia night if you must. I'll understand.And as you can clearly see, they won an awesome Northern Brewer hoodie! Outtasight!

And we even had a prize for last place! It went to Tainted Pleasure, with 28 points!They scored a Northern Brewer pint glass! Some non-prize winning teams were angry. Haters gonna hate.

Thanks again to Northern Brewer, Half Price Books, and the staff at King's (West, Heather & Adam). See you next week!

Second went to Multigenerational Losers with 39 points!Dunno what happened to their team pic. But one of the guys had a Scott Seekins shirt, so this should do!

And third goes to Team Petey Eyes. He's 38! LOL!, with 38 points!Mr. Witness Protection and crew won a $10 gift card to Half Price Books! And man did they get down for Petey's birthday.Opps. Better conceal that one guy's identity.That's better. Now, if bartender West would just WRITE DOWN the lady's order, she wouldn't have to send it back de l'infini.

Thanks to West, Heather, Heidi, Manton & Adam at King's! Btw, Adam was a one man wrecking crew tonight, and technically won second place all by himself as Not Without My Kotter! He's got trivial smarts AND a gentle wine-serving hand. He's the perfect man.

See you next Monday night...*

*Darn. I was so close to writing something sans ellipses.