Don't delay. Dont panic. Come join trivia. Come to A.V.O.C.

What a debacle. This Wednesday ushered in even more gambling, boozing and trivial thrills than last week, and I personally soiled myself with glee at least twice during last weeks round. Although we were missing a few of the usual suspects (Al & Co.),  we had plenty of heavy hitters and an impressive array of new trivia talent. After the new-found betting portion of the night was done, we got down to business. And business, as I just mentioned, is exactly what we ended up getting down to. And stuff. The Unluckiest Focks proved once again that luck has nothing to do with it, as they cruised through a relatively tough week of questions and finished off with a first place total of 24 points. Nice work dudes. Close behind (somehow) was team "Failed Contraceptive," a surly band of off-duty employees (read: winos) who put their heads together and pulled out a mind-blowing 22 point victory. I'm using the dramatic "mind-blowing" description accurately here - half of the players' heads on team "Cash Cab" instantaneously exploded right when Failed Contraceptive was awarded second place. It was pretty gross. But all part of the  fun down at the A.V.O.C., and will be undoubtedly be happening again this coming Wednesday!

First: The Unluckiest Focks - 24

Second: Failed Contraceptive - 22

Third: Everyone Else