Another "W" for The Symbol = Another Big fat "L" for mankind

A familiar champ, some new faces and rampant gambling - just another casual Wednesday night at Ol' Chi-town. Even though John The Bartender cranked out some extra saucy new drinks, another victory for The Symbol was as sobering as a knee to the junk. What can I say? These dudes hit 25 points. They're good, and they know they're good. So does everybody else...and they hate it.

The team with my favorite name of the night, "We Pound Beers for Jesus" took precious time away from their most noble cause and nearly erased The Symbol, but their 23 point performance feel a bit short. Heartbreaking? You bet. And everyone that shows up next week can bet on seeing me around 8:55, desperately hoping that you, yes you, will come out and mercilessly neuter The Symbol. Their reign of mental terror must come to an end. Don't let me down...

First: The Symbol - 25

Second: We Pound Beers for Jesus - 23

Saucy Drink of the Night: The Pooter