The Symbol sodomizes competition; charges pending.

Wednesday night trivia at the O.C. was once again home to ridiculous
antics, horrific yet magical drinks, and, of course, undeniable genius. I
was so uber-pumped for the night that I even rocked a dress shirt WITH tie.
Although the sight of me all gussied up was incredibly awkward for everyone
involved (numerous teams stood up and ran out immediately after making eye
contact with me), many braved my chic demeanor and played a very impressive
round of trivia. Let's get right to the action: First place...goes
to...anyone but...well crap they took it again - The Symbol: They hit 26
points and reclaimed their crown, ferociously punishing the competition
without consent, and went home with $25 lopped off of their seemingly
endless bar tab. Now, I've never claimed to be a wise man, sometimes not
even A man, and maybe my second "Rag" cocktail was impairing my
observational skills, but it seems people are literally booing every time
The Symbol takes home first place...? What the crap? They must be stopped.
The "Purple Cobra's" got close - they racked up an impressive 25 points -
yet even their childish, genitals-inspired team name couldn't shake the
champs. They took second, and what's worse is that 5 other teams scored
over 23 points. Depression city. Now even I'm left to wonder if anyone can
take these guys down...maybe I'll wear a tux next week?

First: The Symbol - 26

Second: Purple Cobra's - 25

Dead-by-blood/alcohol-level - Donny