against all odds - The Anti-Corner Wins! In a related story, trivia host successfully talks to a woman

Everyone thought it would be impossible. They said such a feat, such an epic event would never come to fruition. "The Anti-Corner win? Yeah...I'll believe that the day I move out of my parents house" I would always say...to my mom who was cooking me breakfast while doing my laundry. Ever since the dawn of Wednesday night trivia, there has been an undeniable curse on the team of Corner-haters. Perhaps said curse stems from the fact that they share their team symbol with Satan-worshipers? It's definitely not a lack of mental muscle - these guys don't come out every week to just pick up endless hordes of women - which they do week in a week out - they come to win. They just usually fall short. Hilariously short. But not this past week: They cruised to a first place finish with an unblemished 30 point score. Holy poop! Time stopped. I pounded my drink. Some people started praying. They pulled it off, and it was truly magical. But hey, we still had to figure out second place, and that required yet another infamous bout in the sudden death overtime round of...sudden death. Trivia juggernauts The Symbol and Ramrod met head to head, and Ramrod absolutely dismembered The Symbol, taking home second place with 29 points while forcing the members of The Symbol to locate their manhood. Beyond these three impressive teams, numerous squads breached the 25 mark and quite a few were flirting with the very high 20's. It was obviously an inspirational (if not spiritual) night, and I hope The Anti-Corner enjoyed every second of it, cause let's be honest: will it ever happen again??

First: The Anti-Corner - 30

Second: Ramrod - 29

Drink of the Week: La Cow - tequila + milk = self-hatred