You thought you were coming to play trivia, didn't you? Well, we did some of that, sure, but we also did some of this:

Heeeere's Johnny! I really can't get enough of this kid. Good stuff.

Our winning team of the night clearly enjoyed Mr. Weir's performance, as evidenced by their third questionable team name in a row: Putting the Sodomy back in Figure Skating. They one the coveted portable gas grill! Perfect for tailgating outside all of those figure skating meets (is that the right word?) they'll be attending this year.

Second place: Team Reacharound. What's with you guys and your team names? Is there something you want to ask me? Just come out and say it already.

Third place, missing out on the first/second tiebreaker by one measly point: Disco Wolves! Hellooooo Miss December.

And our Learn Some Shit Award winners, the lovely ladies (and a couple of dudes) of Stupid Knowledge Pros. I personally take offense to this name; it is the heartfelt belief of trivia hosts everywhere that there is no such thing as stupid knowledge, only stupid people. No offence, SKP.

That's that! Thanks again for a great night everyone. See you next Tuesday.

xo

chuck

Thanks for another great night of trivia, Preston's! This is shaping up to be a great pub quiz. We've already got an empire on our hands (whose name-conjuring is so un-PC that I probably can't even comment on it here), as well as a steady flow of regulars vying for the top prize. Let's keep it going! Tell your friends to come on down, and then shut them down with your smarts.

This week we played "Recall that Toyota," which most of you did applaudably; and "Name that song written in the second person," which most of you didn't. Otherwise, though, great scores. I think I may need to make this quiz harder... we'll see.

Your winners! Or, rather, the losers, Dunston Checks Out Your Ass, shown here:

Coming in third, meet $Texas (pronounced "Texas w/ a Dollar Sign," for some reason):

Second place took off before I could nab a photo, but rest assured they were very attractive. But not as attractive as your winners, Zsa Zsa Gabortion!

Miss January has no idea what she's getting into.

Until next week: stay smart, Preston's!

-chuck

See you at 9!