Jan 31: Cowboys and romance. Not necessarily at the same time

Cowboys kept popping up everywhere tonight in trivia--whether it was the Clanton brothers wrangling horses, the Indian Cief Village Person proving one does not need a mustache to be a macho man, or Heath Ledger longingly mumbling All 4 One lyrics, cowboys were the theme of the night. Even Betty White made an appearance. And everyone knows she's saved a horse or three in her day, if you know what I mean.

Let's see those winners:

Champs: Homeless Abe Lincoln
Second: Huge Midget
Third: Buffalo Bill Codeine (look at that! Another cowboy reference! There must be something on the stinky snowmelt February air.)