Stretching the Definition of Nursery Rhymes

Tuesdays are getting tougher and tougher at Señor Wong, and I like it! This week we struggled with the hardest image round of all time and found that if you fly due south of Miami you brush the east coast of Loser Island.

Let's get to the winners!

Vagina Wednesday cleaned house on the first half and pretty much secured their spot at the top despite the constant fog of self-doubt they live in. After two wins in three weeks I think we can start feeling good about ourselves, can't we?

Earning second place were the new team The Bottom Shelf. They proved that bartenders do indeed make superior trivia players, as our lives are almost completely trivial. Great work!

Falling to third place were the usually dominant Mouthful of Crazy. Is this a new trend for 2012? Maybe this is the end the Mayan calanders were predicting...

No trivia on Valentine's Day, Señor Wong is having an extra fancy dinner event and they don't want us ruining it with our witty banter and pop-punk covers of 90's movie hits. I'll see everyone on the 21st!

Shakin' Things Up

The Wilson Round this week was a huge determining factor in deciding who stood in the winners circle and who stood in a huge pile of manure. Lo and behold, Vagina Wednesday knew which Wilsons were in which movies with uncanny accuracy and took sole possession of first place with 45 points.

Falling to second place were the ubiquitous Mouthful of Crazy, scoring 44 points. Next time you see them ask to hear their Nazi Hugo Boss impression. Classic.

Right behind them were the Mouthful of Crazy spinoffs - Ah-noose Rabbit, or as I like to call them, the Anus Rabbits. 37 points for this island of misfit players.

Don't forget about Trivia Mafia's 5th Birthday Party on Sunday! It's gonna be a blast, and you'll get to see a REAL master in action. Me, baby. I'm talking about ME.

Another Neck and Neck Week

Holy crap, 2012 is for necking. First it was a point difference thanks to motzah v. unleavened bread, then mongooses v. mongeese, and this week it all came down to Neutral Milk Hotel and Matt Drudge. It should NEVER come down to Matt Drudge.

Prepare for the most interesting pictures I've taken all year...

With 45 points, Mouthful of Crazy correctly identified that Neutral Milk Hotel song, forever endearing themselves to April Ludgate.

With 44 points, Santorum Tuesday thought they'd get clever and changed their name. They ended up where everyone who changes their name ends up: Loserville...

... right next to Vagina Wednesday and their 41 points, who changed their name to the not-clever 4+2=6. That's not funny, that's just math, and math always sucks.

Ringing In the New Year With Trivia!

The first trivia of the year at Señor Wong got us off to a banging 2012. The competition was fierce, there were more than a few disagreements but in the end facts are facts. And the fact is, trivia is awesome.

Seen here celebrating with jazz hands, Mouthful of Crazy squeaked out a first place win, scoring exactly one point more than our second place team:

...Dick Tuesday. They are shaking their fists in anger after I would not accept simply "unleavened bread" as the traditional Jewish Passover bread.

Only one point off of second place were the Gym Teachers, showing me their version of the Constitution that John Adams and Thomas Jefferson signed (aka the FAKE one). A solid third place. Excellent work.

Boom! One week into the new year and I've so far kept my resolution. How many of y'all can say that?!

Return of the Mack

This week found us welcoming our old friends Airwolf back in to the fold and they came to play. It was a tight competition from start to finish, so without further ado, let's look at those results:

Holding strong to their first place ways was Mouthful of Crazy, who sure know a lot about noses.

Coming back with a vengeance were the intrepid pioneers of Airwolf, snagging second place in a tiebreaker! Welcome back!

On the short end of the tiebreaking stick were the gentlemen of Dick Tuesday. Third place is still a successful man date!