SP GM 1/24: Threeway Tuesday Trivia Tiebreaker Takes Terrifying Turn Towards...um, terror.

1st goes to Eyes Wide Gingrich with 47/50 points!Man, I love that movie.

2nd goes to Rickey Henderson, also with 47 points!Usually, Rickey Henderson himself will win tiebreakers by guessing the exact answer, defying staggering odds. People get mad/suspicious. What can I say? I'm very loyal to my life partner.

And 3rd goes to Sultan Pepper & The Crickets with, you guessed it, 47 points! I think they're new to Tuesday trivia too! If that's true, totally awesome you guys! If not, I'm sorry. Think I may have prosopagnosia on par with Chuck Close.

Thanks to all da Green Millionaires! See you next Tuesday night...

SP GM 1/17: Filled to Capacity!

Thanks for cramming into da Green Mill Tuesday night! It was claustrophobic, but the claustrophobia was akin to being locked in a porto-potty with the Swedish Bikini Team. Btw, this is the revamped Swedish Bikini Team. I support their new direction.

1st Place - We're Gonna Need a Bigger Hard Drive - 50/50! (They scored a couple bonus points)

2nd Place - Jeff Mittens - 48/50

3rd Place - Canked - 47/50 - Threeway Tiebreaker Victors!

Thanks to Kathryn, Taylor and all da Green Millionaires!

SP GM 1/10

1st Place - Debt Ceiling Fan

2nd Place - Salmon of Knowledge

3rd Place - Midwife Crisis

SP GM 12/20-1/3: 2 Years Worth O' Winners

Thanks to all da Green Millionaires for a fantastic 2011! And thanks to team Happy Chanukah for the rad yabos. L'chaim!

1/3/12

1st went to Rickey Henderson in a controversial victory, complete with a three-way tiebreaker! 43/50!A rival team felt that this gentleman may not be on the level. Rickey Henderson has played (and done well) at enough weeks of SP GM trivia that I've concluded he's just a Gwar/Dragon Ball Z-t-shirt wearing savant. However, I'd be pretty pissed if my team lost to him, that cocky scoundrel. Btw, he knew the exact answer to the tiebreaker question about the number of planets in the Milky Way galaxy (50 bil). He made it crystal clear that he read it in Playboy recently. Cocky scoundrel. Hmm, maybe I'll hire a couple monitors to watch him next week...naaaahhhh.

2nd went to Clank!Be careful with that pencil, sir!

And 3rd went to Highlanders!There can be only six! Yes, this is the umpteenth time I've made that Highlander joke. It's gold every time, I tells you.

12/27/11

1st went to an abridged Jeff Mittens, with an astonishing 49 out of 50 points! They had the IOQ, fyi.That means they only had two incorrect answers, people! What do they feed you guys at those campaign headquarters?

2nd went to Salmon of Knowledge with a pant-ploppin' 48 points!Btw, when is Joe Sr. gonna make it to the Mill?

And 3rd went to tiebreaker victors The Talls, with 45 points!If my non-existent records are correct, this is their first time in the top three since....June 22!?! Has it really been six months, Talls? Jeepers Christ! As John Sebastian was once fond of saying, "welcome back, welcome back, welcome back"!

12/20/11

Lost all the pics for this week. We'll carry on. I'm sure of it. However, these pics may not reflect the actual team members in attendance this week. Parental discretion is strongly advised.

1st went to Team Tesla with a diaper-damaging 49 points!They still got the magic, folks.

2nd went to that aforementioned cocky scoundrel known as Rickey Henderson! 46 points!He still has that waitress-groping magic, folks.

And 3rd went to Clak, with 44 points!They still got that wind-up birdie magic, folks.

Thanks to all the magic-havin' folks at the Green Mill! See you next Tuesday night...

SP GM 12/13: Salmon of Knowledge: Delicious & Informed

First went to Salmon of Knowledge with 47/50 points!This team's success is a family affair. They must've snacked on some Finntan before hand. Good eats.

Second went to tiebreaker victors Highlanders! 43 outta 50!We haven't seen this posse in months! The lass on the right had the closer guess as to the number of husbands had by Linda "Hungry like the" Wolfe - the most married woman.23 husbands! Apparently those are the only four worth the sentimentality. Wow, looks like she even bagged a Williamsburg hipster hubby!

And third goes to You Might Die Tomorrow!Gee, I guess so. Anything's possible, I guess. We're not owed tomorrow...none of us. Crap, what a ponderous team.

Thanks to all the Green Millionaires! See you next week!