“legally blonde”

WHAT? LIKE IT’S HARD?

You don’t need law school. Law school is for people who are boring and ugly and serious. And since you are none of those things, Trivia Mafia is inviting you to play “Legally Blonde” Trivia at select locations all throughout May.

You’ll need your lucky scrunchie and a lot of studying to finish as valedictorian of “Legally Blonde” Trivia. But don’t worry – you once had to judge a tightey-whitey contest for Lambda Kappa Pi. You can handle this. Just don’t give into the temptation of letting the ex that dumped you on your team. After all, if you want to be a partner in a trivia firm, you’re going to need a teammate who isn’t such a complete bonehead.

THE RULES OF TRIVIA ARE SIMPLE AND FINITE

• Trivia starts promptly on time, so make sure to get to your location a bit early to practice your Bend and Snaps.

• Teams are limited to six – so, you and up to five Delta Nus.

• All of our locations use the Trivia Mafia App for running theme nights, so bring a charged phone, since the app won’t run on your Orange iBook.

• The same questions will run at all locations, so don’t be disappointed when you try to double-dip and it feels worse than getting wait-listed at Harvard.

• Use your noodle, not your Google. Cheating would break the bonds of sisterhood.
  

FIND YOUR NEAREST OR FAVORITEST LOCATION BELOW

Wild Mind Ales: Thursday, May 2 at 6:30pm | Windom
Falling Knife Brewing Co.: Sunday, May 5 at 5pm | Northeast
10K Brewing: Tuesday, May 14 at 6:30pm | Anoka
Burger Dive: Wednesday, May 15 at 6:30pm | West Seventh
56 Brewing: Tuesday, May 21 at 6pm | Northeast
Wooden Hill Brewing Co.: Thursday, May 23 at 6:30pm | Edina