Tuesdays with Twinkie Jiggles

Patrons have a new way to get extra bang from their bucks: every Tuesday night at 8pm Assistant Owner Sean McPherson will be running a live game for Patrons Only! Streamed to YouTube on a secret channel shared only to Patrons, he’ll be fielding your comments in the chat and providing his patented brand of ice-breaker between rounds.

Here’s a sample of his Asky Asky Ice Breakers: Have you considered how much you’d need to be paid to consider having barbecue sauce be the only condiment in your life? How valuable is it to you to understand a British accent? What are the best Christmas episodes of all time, and are there any good Hanukkah episodes? Is it worse to be a Cornflake Girl or a Hollaback Girl?

Philosophy and trivia for the low, low price of Patronage at $10/month or above. Whatever level of support works for you will work for us. Thanks to everyone who has contributed their hard-earned dollars to our company - we will continue to work to earn them in turn!